A crazy-ass funny walkthrough

As a lot of beings, I love narrative.

Among my beliefs there is that Imagination is a search of the forgotten past life, is a believe of mine. Consciences love it too.  Storytelling have tons of forms: books, role games (video and table games, etc), comics, etc.

A group of japanese created the Final Fantasy series. If you ever had the chance to play, read, know, or whatever, the sixth installment of the series, I know you will understand, and even enjoy what I will share now.

This is part of walkthrough (a guide) for the sixth installment of the series, by Crazyswordman (pseudonym name). If you're stuck and searching for a walkthrough didn't go through your head, Remember that you can always do the literal search at google, yahoo, bing, or whatever.

If you like what is below, here is the faq: http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Walkthrough:Final_Fantasy_VI/CSM%27s_Walkthrough

Enjoy:

CSM's official rules of FFVI

• Don't equip something just because it's better when you select "Optimum" on the menu. This is based purely on Defense or Battle Power. An extra point of physical defense isn't better than a few bonus points to Magic Defense, Vigor, Magic Power, or MBlock.
• MBlock is your friend. Remember it shows how well you dodge both physical AND magic attacks.
• Once you have Osmose, you'll never have to worry about your MP supply running low. That is, unless you're fighting an Undead foe or are in the Fanatics' Tower.
• Ultima murders everything. As long as someone knows this spell, you can practically win every random encounter.
• Never equip the Zephyr Cape. It's useless junk. Don't do drugs. Kids: friends don't let friends equip the Zephyr Cape. The White Cape is your friend.
• Only use Morph in boss battles. You only have a limited supply of Morphing time (Terra's not the Pink Ranger), so use it when you need to. 

How to suck at Final Fantasy VI

This is a special bonus section I'm writing. Here's a list of must-dos for people who enjoy blowing at this game and want to lose sooo badly at it.

1. Use Umaro. Don't do drugs, kids.
2. Don't teach Relm any spells. You've just wasted one of the best characters in the game. Give yourself a pat on the back!
3. Equip something because it increases Evade. Evade doesn't do anything! Go for MBlock instead.
4. Don't spend a lot of time with Gau on The Veldt. He's one of the best characters, but he's a pain to raise! Why take the time to raise him when you're a lazy bum?
5. Use the Runic command.
6. Use the Sketch command